Pausing in the middle of a fic because you can literally feel the waves of second hand embarrassment when your OTP does something stupid
theres this facebook group going on for worlds hottest teen and look
you know those people who say “you’re blushing” when you’re blushing? fuck those people ok i don’t need to be told that my face is involuntarily burning with the fire of my immense embarrassment. shut the fuck up. i don’t need this. the blushing is punishment enough
Sometimes I’m not blushing then people tell me that, then I actually start blushing.
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence